236 Quotes by Harry Redknapp

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.

If we can pick up six points from two games then we can close up on the teams above us and make a real fight of it.

I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn't kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he'd been training.

I can't keep protecting people who don't want to run about and train, who are about three stone overweight. What am I supposed to keep saying? 'Keep getting your 60, 70 grand a week but don't train'? What's the game coming to?

I am hoping we still have a chance of getting him. The chairman is working on it and that's all you can ask.

Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.

I bought a player and within two weeks he doesn't want to be in England. He doesn't like the way we play and he doesn't like to be tackled in training!

He is not injured. He's not fit. He's not fit to play football, unfortunately. He played in a reserve game the other day and I could have run about more than he did. I can't pick him.

But having said all that, we can still beat them.