153 Quotes by Harvey Fierstein

Beware of anyone who says they know. Trust me, they don’t, or they wouldn’t have to say they did.

I’m sure there’s going to be some material from This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I usually use that song to just introduce myself to the audience, although the patter in between the song is always different.

There’s nothing I need from anyone except love and respect, and anyone who can’t give me those two things has no place in my life.

I am thrilled – I can’t stress that enough – thrilled when I see kids getting active.

Change your mind as often as possible. Just because you thought something yesterday doesn’t mean you have to think it today. Don’t ever become a prisoner of your own opinion.

It’s a wonderful world. You can’t go backwards. You’re always moving forward. It’s the wonderful part about life. And that’s terrific.

CBS really wants me on TV. That’s their aim. My aim is to have an all-gay sitcom someday, with heterosexuals as token guest stars. Let them be the next-door neighbors for a change.

You may feel powerless as a child, but the world will one day be yours. And you’re responsible for it. So, seize the day and take charge of it.

Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don’t have dark grey stripes on the sides.