25 Quotes by Harvey Korman

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

Funny is when you're serious.

And I'll tell you somebody else who was a straight man and considers himself a straight man and describes himself as one, Cary Grant.

Funny is when you’re serious.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don’t have that. I’m a banana.

And it’s tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

I'm not a star.