111 Quotes by Hasan Minhaj

I think there are people from every side who are allies for justice and good.

Trump is inadvertently forcing us to show him how great this country truly is - that we are better together than we are divided.

I was good at speech and debate and academics. I should've stayed in my lane, but I kept trying out for the basketball team. I thought I would make the N.B.A.

I think the way comedy is represented on screen is it's either all fart jokes - and it's just laughter for the sake of laughter - or it's one of those things where it's just kind of very preachy, very heavy-handed.

This first-generation narrative keeps happening over and over and over again, whether it was Irish or Jewish or our community, South Asians, Japanese-Americans, Mexican-Americans. We've all gone through this sort of bridge, and it will continue to happen.

I look like a melanin version of Chris Hayes.

'Vice News' is cool because they'll just send your local barista to go talk to the head of ISIS.

Bananas are my go-to breakfast.

I just started the way most comics start, doing open mic shows around Sacramento and San Francisco, and eventually, I moved to L.A. After about four or five years in L.A., I got the call to join the 'The Daily Show.'