111 Quotes by Hasan Minhaj

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    Everything isn't breaking news. You can't go to DEFCON One just because Sanjay Gupta found a new moisturizer.

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    Every time a U.S.A. Today slides underneath my door, it's like they're saying, 'Hey, you're not that smart, right?'

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    It is 2017, and we are living in the golden age of lying.

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