48 Quotes by Hector Elizondo

I'm attracted to pathos, because life is mostly pathos. I've had a lot of it in my life.

Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.

I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

I love the fact that it starts from there, and you don't know where it's gonna go. Wait long enough - love will find you. Everything's a surprise. When you think you've got it all figured out... as Emerson said, the dice of God are always loaded.

The fact that that's the difference between Mexicans and Cubans is pronounced. It's so immediately recognizable, the way a Cuban speaks, the way a Cuban moves the hands.

I never learned to cook; I was a little spoiled as far as that's concerned.

Sometimes I just walk through; I just show up, as in The Other Sister.

I've dodged bullets but there's no scandal in my life.