90 Quotes by Helen Gurley Brown

I think I'm a fairly average person, I think I have only a medium IQ. I didn't go to college, obviously.

If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators.

The only reason a man doesn't call is that he doesn't want to.

Charm is the next best asset after looks and brains - and can almost make up for looks.

Good posture is the one most important thing anybody can do now to look better.

People's lives change. To keep all your old friends is like keeping all your old clothes -- pretty soon your closet is so jammed and everything so crushed you can't find anything to wear. Help these friends when they need you; bless the years and happy times when you meant a lot to each other, but try not to have the guilts if new people mean more to you now.

We are told to value ourselves without feedback, but if nobody is making a pass at you or trying to take you to Bermuda, how are you supposed to feel? Confident?

Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.