250 Quotes by Helen Rowland

For one man's chin is as rough as another's, and one man's lies are as smooth as another's

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.