250 Quotes by Helen Rowland

A man always mistakes a woman’s clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.

Estimated from a wife’s experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.

Don’t waste time trying to break a man’s heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it’s the highest compliment he can pay her, and it’s usually the last.

One man’s folly is another man’s wife.

For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man’s love affairs have History blushing with envy.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn’t.