250 Quotes by Helen Rowland

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a “Master of Arts” and a “Doctor of Philosophy” after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

A man’s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

The tenderest spot in a man’s make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman’s vanity and a man’s egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Love is a matter of give and take – marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman’s punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.