250 Quotes by Helen Rowland

A man’s heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can’t be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it “cooing”; after marriage, he calls it nagging.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite – everything seems so flat and tasteless.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little ‘personal characteristics.’

A man’s ideal woman is the one he couldn’t get.

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you’ve married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.

Failing to be there when a man wants her is the greatest sin a woman can commit - except being there when he doesn't want her.

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.