250 Quotes by Helen Rowland

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it.

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is ''misunderstood'' or that he is ''different''; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

A man never knows how to say goodbye. A woman never knows when to say it.

From the day on which she weighs 140, the chief excitement of a woman's life consists in spotting people who are fatter than she is.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets him

When two people to decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last begun to.

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature -- and another woman to help him forget them.