250 Quotes by Helen Rowland

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing. That is what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

The tenderest spot in a man's makeup is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns.

Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.