250 Quotes by Helen Rowland

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

Some widowers are bereaved -- others, relieved.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.