250 Quotes by Helen Rowland

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

Marriage: a souvenir of love.