41 Quotes by Herbert V. Prochnow

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.

There's nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

If you would like to leave footprints in the sands of time, you had better wear work shoes.