7 Quotes by Hosho McCreesh

You the drunkest white man I
ever seen!” one says,which you take ashigh praise,

CicadaSick of his own face,sick of his skin, of the dark,he crawls outside himselfto sing– a better poet than most.

Riiiight,” you interrupt, “I was just checking to make sure thatwhat me and my friend dowas actually none of yourgoddamned business…

Stalking the dusty curio-aisles ofsome crazy Asian market,“Jezus,” you sayto your buddy,“we should ask that dudewhich aisle the fucking Gremlins are on…

Here’s what we’re gonna do,” he says,“we’re gonna pick upthose rocks right there,and we’re gonnasmash out the windowsof that cop car…

And after he drives away your buddy says, “A fuckingJaguar? Seriously?” “Honestly,” you say,“he deserved to have his fence smashed upjust for that.

He didn't say he was a lawyer...I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…