186 Quotes by Howard Stern

I am not married. It's a nice feeling that we get along great. We're very happy and I don't want to (blank) it up.

I am now faced with a terrible dilemma.

I feel like a winner. Not only am I doing what I want and making more money, I can attract an audience.

I don't think they expected me to talk about it. Obviously not - why are they sending me a letter to say shut the f--- up?

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

I'm the voice of honesty.

I will never feel successful.