186 Quotes by Howard Stern

It’s okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

There are a lot of so-called “good Americans” who are really a bunch of bums.

I’m not looking for a paycheck.

Here’s what happens when you die – you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

I didn’t listen to executives.

I wanted to go hide. I wasn’t looking to be more famous, I’m famous enough.

It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there’s a dispute and I believe I haven’t been given what is mine.

I’ve come to appreciate other people’s talents.

You’ve got to be a little vicious. You’ve got to be narcissistic. You’ve got to be on fire about your career.