186 Quotes by Howard Stern

I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

There’s a saying that my mom actually used to say to me when I was a kid, which is, “A fatherless child thinks all things are possible and nothing is safe.

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises – except for those of us who have vaginas.

I really didn’t know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.

I can’t imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.

I’ve never come into anything successful before. I’ve always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.

I’ve always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you’re honest, you don’t lose your edge.

I’m trapped inside of me and I don’t go out at all. I go to bed at eight o’clock at night. I never go out during the week. I’m in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.

I’m down with just the Backstreet Boys.