186 Quotes by Howard Stern

If you’re a Christian you don’t sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they’re happy and they’re committed in a relationship.

I think I’m probably a little too desperate to be successful.

These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They’re quacks. I would never vote for them. I wouldn’t even listen to them because there but for the grace of God go they.

I’ve actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn’t need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.

I’m at a point in my career, I’ve been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don’t worry about much. I respect what America’s Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.

I’m a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don’t need the government to be the parent. If I’m a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.

I’m in a war, a cultural war.

We all get one life to live here. It’s 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn’t do any worse.