186 Quotes by Howard Stern

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.

I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman's heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam, Holland. I think Kaufman had more fun. You're a great artist. I just love the way you painted my portrait.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.