186 Quotes by Howard Stern

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.

If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.

I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.