92 Quotes by Howard Tayler

There are customers we serve, and customers we service.-Captain Andreyasn

Minimal collateral damage" and "entire star system" do not belong in the same sentence.— an UNS marine

You know... confessing to avoid prosecution is a time-honored strategy.I don't want to be honored with time. Honor me with "slap-on-the-wrist," or maybe even "scot free.

This is the universe calling to tell Tagon that his reality check has bounced.

I'm a disgruntled ex-civil servant, and I'm armed. If you don't process my license right now I'm going to start making small, yet significant holes in people.

Now, let's hear some properly terrified screaming, puny humans!

No side effects. Clean as a razor sharp, double-edged sword-whistle.

Maxim 13: Do unto others.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

This isn't immoral. Merely illegal, and fun.— Haley Sorlie