103 Quotes by Howie Mandel

My whole life is a practical joke. Every evening and every show has really become about entertaining me. I was always like that. And now I've come full circle because that's what the TV show is too.

I'm fascinated by mankind. I grew up watching 'Candid Camera' and thought it was funnier than any standup, any joke, anything that could possibly be written because you're dealing with humanity. And people can relate to that. It touches everybody who sees it. It hits a nerve.

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another tax bracket.

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok.

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we’ll be ok.

I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.

I’ve decided to get into shape, and the shape I’ve selected is a triangle.

I don’t know if I’m teaching my kids right, but you have to go with your own instincts. You can’t be so sure that other people are going to do right by you.

Bobby’s World touched a lot of people. That’s why the family’s last name is Generic. Uncle Ted is based on uncles we’ve all had.