233 Quotes by Hugh Laurie

Keep on being yourself.

You hope that your teenage self would like and forgive your 50-year-old self.

It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.

It doesn't rain at all in California. Once a month, a man drives through spraying Evian.

Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.

There's an undeniable pleasure in stepping into an open-top sports car driven by a beautiful woman. It feels like you're climbing into a metaphor.

I don't think of myself as funny. I think of myself as rather grave, actually. And I'm suspicious of fun. I never quite know what that is or how to deal with it or how to generate it. That's my fault. I know it's a burden on the people I'm with. It's tiresome.

Having a vote once every four years is not the same thing as democracy.

Believe it or not, perhaps I don't show it much, or well, but I think I like people.