30 Quotes by Hunter Shea

You want to lay yourself out like an appetizer, go ahead.

A man must always take advantage of opportunities to piss and sleep. I've done the one, now it's time to do the other.

He tried to scream, but nothing would come out. All he wanted to be was home, safe with his ma and daddy. Hot tears streaked down his grime-covered cheeks. The candle in his hand sputtered out, and the darkness took him into its cold and empty embrace.

The corner of her mouth curled and she said, "It'd be rude to turn down a chance to drink with a cowboy, now wouldn't it?

Yes. I think I'll name my next horse Charlotte. She had tits a man could die between." Teta like to name his horses after special women in his life. I'd noticed how he never mentioned naming a horse after his wife.

That's two Appaloosas, two quarter horses and one mule, plus tack. They were ordered by a man called himself Theodore Roosevelt. No chance that would be the president, is there?

She said, "Thanks for the walk. I think I'll turn in and get some rest." Looks like you've gotten more than your fill of beauty sleep, I almost said.

You probably think I'm just a hysterical woman who would be better off home doing woman's work." "We're in the state that was the first to give women the right to vote. I'm not about to tell you what a woman's work should be," I said...

I said, "Here's the deal. You're going to turn around and make sure we don't break our asses. I'll lean my back into you and take your lead. If I pull the trigger, it's going to be louder than hell on a Saturday night. Start running unless I grab you for extra fire power." Teta's head bobbed and his sombrero dipped up and down. It was almost comical. Almost. "On a count of three, start walking." "Let's just start now.