20 Quotes by Iain Stirling

You will always worry - a wee lad from Edinburgh going up on stage in Glasgow.

I get recognised on the phone because it's harder to cover up your voice than your head. You can put a hat on or something, but I can't do accents.

But with voice-over on a reality TV show, I think I'm pretty up there, maybe one of the best. It's a confidence boost, which helps my stand-up because I'll try more interesting stuff.

Everything I do sort of goes wrong but I always sort of get away with it.

My stuff is observational, what people do with their lives from the angle of a man that can't pull it off. So if I talk about having a family, it would be through the medium of a man who is in no fit state to be given a child to look after.

I've always been blown away by how unique Brian Limond's mind is.

Children are brutal and have no malice, which makes everything they say horribly cutting.

My father Rodger is your typical 'funny without knowing it' kinda guy. When he says something that creates shock or joy in a room, I love watching his confused face as he tries to work out what it is he did.

Well, there are more job prospects after 'Love Island'.