76 Quotes by Ian Holloway

It's very difficult to bring in players with the current rules and even if you want to bring in a loan you often have to pay loan fees.

Their absence meant I had to scrub out all the work we had done - on the day of the game. So Monday wasn't the easiest day of my life. Our lack of strength in depth hurt us.

If you lose at home, twice in a row, it's not a nice feeling and we're not used to that.

I reckon the ball was travelling at 400mph, and I bet it burned the keeper's eyebrows off.

In the second half we got behind them and looked much better,

I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.

I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.