76 Quotes by Ian Holloway

I feel a bit like the nanny who is trying to calm down the kids,

The last few weeks have been an absolute bloody nightmare,

If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I’d come out sucking my thumb.

Every dog has its day – and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

This club needs an impetus of energy – but I just feel tired to be honest. I’m worn out.

If you’re a burglar, it’s no good waiting about outside somebody’s house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don’t advocate that obviously, it’s just an analogy.

I couldn’t be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don’t half polish up great.

Roy Keane’s like a shark. He has those eyes. You don’t know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.