76 Quotes by Ian Holloway

My ceiling’s broken, my car’s got a puncture and we’ve just lost two matches. But I’ve got my health and I’ll ask the big man upstairs why he didn’t give us a point.

The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we’ve got to get a dietician.

He’s going to be what?! Oh for God’s sake. Sir David Beckham? You’re having a laugh. He’s just a good footballer with a famous bird.

I feel like a steaming cow-pat – or a car that’s clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.