33 Quotes by Ike Barinholtz

I'm a huge fan of 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of my favorite shows.

Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.

You don’t want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I’ve done later in the week.

I’m a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. I watched Hillary Clinton on the news the other day, and I got choked up by Hillary Clinton.