43 Quotes by Ilana Glazer

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes.

There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!"

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to.