43 Quotes by Ilana Glazer

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

You can get real wacky on edibles.

I don't want to watch people fighting.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs.

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.