113 Quotes by Iliza Shlesinger

The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.

I love getting insight into what makes actors tick.

I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military.

Standup is a tough job and a gritty job.

I'm always looking for bigger audiences and bigger stages. Really, however I can reach my fans is what will make me happy - well, I'll actually probably never be happy.

I didn't get an agent until after 'Last Comic Standing' - of course, getting on a show like that will get you attention.

I got a job as a coat check girl at a nightclub - this was in my first few months of being in L.A.

I'm going to die unhappy. That's how artists roll!

Sounds are something that I always emulate - I'll walk around, and if a coffee pot goes off or a phone rings, I'll often mimic the sound. To me, everything's got a voice.