113 Quotes by Iliza Shlesinger

I've never been a dirty comic.

My only agenda is trying to make you laugh and say something smart.

As women, and as people, we're often forced to choose between pop culture and tearing down celebrities or a show about politics.

I've never been the kind of woman that hates other women, particularly based on their attractiveness.

It's only through aging and going through heartbreak and loss and successes and failures that you can look back and look at the mistakes some young people make.

I'm not winning any modeling awards, I'm not a Rhodes Scholar, but I genuinely feel that if you're taking time out of your day and your energy to comment on my art, then I got your attention.

I would tell my 23-year-old self to be friends with more comics.

I've been entertaining men with my comedy for many, many years, and I don't plan on stopping.

I think more than anything, as a comedian, I grow tired of the unoriginality of 'crazy cat lady' jokes. It's a hacky joke based on an already-played-out stereotype.