113 Quotes by Iliza Shlesinger

There's no anger in my act towards anyone other than myself... and maybe airlines.

Women are often scrutinized when they have pets that men wouldn't have. We are immediately faulted for having the wrong kind of pet rather than anyone first think, 'Wow, she rescued an animal that would have been otherwise killed and gave them a great home - how sweet!'

I was a huge 'Blind Date' fan, though, when I was younger; that was on when I was in high school.

I believe in always having a lot of irons in the fire.

I'm certainly not a supermodel.

I've had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don't see you as a person. Which is fair. Sometimes, I don't see people as people. But at the end of the day, you can't put your hands on me unless I hug you first.

If a guy is just genuine and honest, girls gravitate towards that, and girls love it when you open up.

Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship of a creature covered in fur, and you don't have to take it for a walk, and it can feed itself. Less maintenance. Surely any man can appreciate the practicality of this choice.

I really respect my craft and obligation to my audience.