113 Quotes by Iliza Shlesinger

I think that it's an easy thing to say, that whenever women do stand up, that 'Oh, they must hate men' - and I'm like, 'Well, if you listen carefully, it's actually a lovely tutorial that I wouldn't give to men unless I cared.'

Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good as everyone else. And that's a gift I wish I could give to every girl.

I used to take a recorder around and interview my parents and do impressions of my classmates as guests on my show.

When you can analyze situations and figure out what's best for you, based on you and not some preconceived notion of what society expects, then nothing is a threat.

I have the comedic chops and intelligence to raise points and discuss both sides of whatever is on our mind as a society.

Getting to prove yourself in a room that's not your typical demo is an experience every comic should try. It makes you better.

I'm really good at saying what other people are thinking and making it relatable.

I'm pale, and people need to accept that I'm almost see-through.

The world is a scary place. Even my mother has suggested I take a self defense class.