113 Quotes by Iliza Shlesinger

My hair is just like five pieces of very soft straw that needs managing. I touch my hair a lot, and that makes it crazy.

At the end of the day, all there is is making yourself happy.

If you think you're good enough, then you find it preposterous when somebody doesn't acknowledge that... That's propelled me in many ways - maybe thinking I deserve things that I don't at some time. But I'm always willing to put in the work.

We're so hard on ourselves, and there's a freedom in realizing that we're our toughest critics.

I drink Peet's Coffee, and they're a very authentic company. They don't try to be something that they're not, and I think that's reflective in my comedy as well.

My mother always told me that you should have one room in your house where you celebrate all of your achievements. You shouldn't have them spread throughout.

I don't write anything. It's all done onstage, which is why I always tell younger comics that they just have to go do it. You have to get up, talk, and take a thought or a word and just expound, and you find it in there. I don't sit down and write.

At a certain point, I had so much artwork that I decided to respect the art and present them in a nice way, not just on a dusty shelf.

I firmly believe in standing by what you are. I was never taught to dim my light to pacify other people.