1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

People never wanted to tell me their life stories. They usually scooted out of my way and said things like, “Take whatever you want; just go.

May your life be rich in blessings and poor in misfortunes. May you see your children’s children grow up and make you proud. May your fights be short, your laughter loud, and your passion hot. May you live long and die happy.

He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?

Just saying, you have to pull your own weight. A hot body and flirting will only get you so far.

She eats grass. Don’t ask.

Aunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. “I’m just here to stretch. Kate, want to help?” “Sure.” Thirty seconds later, as I was flying through the air, I decided that this wasn’t the best idea.

I’d signed six things and my stack wasn’t getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked.

When you live in chaos as a child, you strive to impose order over the world. Unfortunately, the world refuses to comply, so you have to settle for trying to control yourself, your habitat, and your friends.

I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it.