1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

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    Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn’t expect that. “That’s it? That’s your witty comeback?” “Yep.” Eloquence ‘R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic – safer that way.

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    Big bad merc, down with a basic hip toss. In your place I’d be blushing.

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    Let’s hope your lion has some brains, otherwise your child will be a dimwit.

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    I wouldn’t be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd.

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    I can’t hate people that much. Don’t get me wrong. I want to murder every last Keeper I can find. But that’s not hate. That’s vengeance.

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    Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn’t keep them awake.

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    If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.

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    I would really like to know”, he said with genuine curiosity. “The next time I kill someone, I’d like to do it in a way that doesn’t freak you out.

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