1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

Being an innkeeper meant walking a fine line between courtesy and tyranny.

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they’re allowed to die,” he said. “You are not funny.” “I’m very funny.

Grendel waved his tail. Whatever horrors happened in his canine life, Grendel always bounced back with easy enthusiasm whenever some food made an appearance. A treat, a blanket in a nice warm house, an occasional pat on the head, and Grendel would be as happy as he could be. If only people were so easy.

The sound of my name in his voice stopped me in midturn. I don’t know how the hell he did it, but whenever he said my name, it cut through all other distractions and made me pause, as if he’d clenched me to him and kissed me.

It couldn’t be real. People summoned monsters from the arcane realm, but I’d never heard of anyone summoning actual demons. Yet it was right there, living, breathing, real, and every instinct I had howled and clawed at my logic.

My future chef was an oversized, hysterical hedgehog with a martyr complex.

If you hang up on me again, I will slice your car into small pieces and hang them on your roof like Christmas wreaths.

Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.

His eyes were empty. There was no sadness, no anger, just the watchful emptiness of a predator.