1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

Catalina,” Grandma Frida called out behind me. “When you’re done cutting up the body, call me. I’ll help you hide it.” I turned and looked at her. Grandma flexed her arm. “Ride or die.

Neither did I, but unlike Leon, I would be highly unlikely to shoot each of them through the left eye “for symmetry reasons.

I can’t believe I have to say this. You there, dashing male secretary! Drop the frying pan.

He groaned and I saw his face. “Curran!” I would’ve preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...

Is this my replacement?” What? “I didn’t replace you!” “Of course not. I’m irreplaceable.

Your ego would survive an apocalypse.” “Thank you.” “It wasn’t a compliment.” “It was to me.

Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

Life gives us precious few opportunities to put our best foot forward, so when a chance to shine presents itself, one should always take it.

I will always be there. I will walk across the whole planet if I have to.” I closed my eyes and whispered, “I’ll meet you halfway.