1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.

I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft.""I bet." He almost purred.I gulped.

You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.

Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.

He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...

The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.

I dreamed that Curran and I killed a dinosaur and then had sex in the dirt.

May I say that I am delighted that my favorite alpha is feeling better. Why, you'll be running recklessly into danger against overwhelming odds anytime now.

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.