1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

You make me want to stab you.""I have that effect on many people.""How is it you're still alive?""I'm hard to kill.

Why is everyone calling me Consort?""Jim designated you as Consort in official papers. You don't want to be called Mate, calling you Alpha is confusing, and 'Beast Lady' makes people laugh.

You’re letting him get to you. You’re like a walking mythological encyclopedia, Kate. You pull random mystical crap out of your head and figure out that a giant monster nobody has seen on the face of the planet for three thousand years is allergic to hedgehogs and then you find a cute hedgehog and stab the monster in the eye with it.”“Where do you even get this shit?

What is this?""It's a wedding invitation," Julie said."I didn't order any."Julie grinned at me. "Roman."Ugh. That's right. I waved the envelope at her. "It has flowers on it.""Did you want gore, swords, and severed heads?" she asked.

He plugged the phone into the outlet.It rang. Roman stared at it as if it were a viper. The phone rang again. He unplugged it. “There.” “It can’t be that bad,” I told him. “Oh, it’s bad.” Roman nodded. “My dad refused to help my second sister buy a house, because he doesn’t like her boyfriend. My mother called him and it went badly. She cursed him. Every time he urinates, the stream arches up and over.

Ghastek, why haven’t you married?” I asked. He gave me a thin-lipped smile. “Because if I were to get married, I would want to have a family. To me, marriage means children.” “So what’s the problem? Shooting blanks?”Desandra asked. Kill me.

Her eyes sparkled. “You should try calling, ‘Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.’”“I will kill you and nobody will find your body.

A girl half my age swept by and slammed two giant tankard filled with beer on the table. Ragnvald held his up. I smashed my tankard against his. Beer splashed. We raised the tankard and pretended to take much bigger gulps than we did.

The things you don’t know or realize are an ocean, and your mind is a tiny boat upon its waves.”Ancient disses were the best.