1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

I’d managed to find a hobbit in the Caucasus Mountains. I wondered what he would do if I asked him about second breakfast.

I leaned forward slightly and pulled the lower lid of my left eye down.“What the f**k?” the stocky, muscular woman behind Tremblay murmured. Not a melee fighter. She stood flat on her feet, planted like a tree, and carried no weapons. “She's asking you if you can see the care in her eye.” Saiman said helpfully.

Will you stop meddling in my love life?” I growled. “I'm not meddling. I'm offering commentary.

Bring your army, little god! My sword is hungry!

The porch light came on and Aunt B swung the door open. Middle-aged and stout, with graying hair rolled into a bun, she looked like she should be baking cookies, not ruling a brood of social deviants with a penchant for hysterical laughter and kinky sex.

This particular hyena was short and had blue hair that stuck out straight up from her head. She saw me looking. “Like my do? I’ll tell you who did it. Of course, it won’t look as good on you as it does on me.” She winked. “I’m sure. So how much does it cost to get a gas burner installed on your head?

Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?”“I have spies everywhere.”I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate.“She had tea with Mahon’s wife.” Andrea said.Aunt B looked at her. “You and I need to work on your air of mystery.

Isn’t that why you have that gun mounted on the front? Or is it for other reasons, because I would’ve thought that a man with your powers would be past the urge to compensate.”Barabas grinned.“I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus,” Saiman said dryly. “Thank you for reminding me.”“Always happy to oblige.

Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.