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    Kate leaned back against her chair. "Where is the bane of my existence?""In the shower, freshening up.""Oh, God, who did Asciano screw now?""No, no, he's covered in blood.""Oh good." She sighed and stopped. "The kid is covered in blood and we're relieved. There is something wrong with us.

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    The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it.

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    The stairs ended. I wished I knew the jackass who’d made the staircase so short. I’d throw him down the damn steps so he could count them with his head.

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    I was a knight," Andrea said. "I'm not just going to start shooting every dickhead who mouths off to me.""Just making sure.""Besides, if I shot him, I'd do it so nobody could trace it back to me. I'd shoot him somewhere remote, his head would explode like a melon, and they would never find his body. He would just vanish.

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    Kate& Derek“No, Kate, you don’t understand. He vanished. He was there one moment and then he was gone.”I couldn’t resist. “Like a ninja. In a puff of smoke.

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    Zazubila jsem se na něj. „Nedokážeš mě porazit, Bono. Ale klidně to můžeš zkusit. Naznačuješ předem, kam udeříš, nehlídáš si pořádně levé rameno a tvoje pistole při magické vlně nestojí ani za hovno. Tak pojď. Ukaž mi, co v tobě je.

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    When a lion stalks a herd, he sneaks in close, lies down, and surveys them to choose his victim. He takes his time. The deer or buffalo have no idea he’s near. He finds his prey and then he explodes from his hiding place and grabs it. Even if another, perfectly serviceable animal ends up within his reach, he isn’t going to alter his course. He has chosen, and he would rather go hungry than change his mind.

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    I chose to not worry about it," I told him. "I filed it away into the same place keep things like Earth is a globe & ice floats. I'm aware of it, & when I need it, I'll pull it out & dust it off, ... They are my memories. I decide how to view them...

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    Look, it can be fast, good, or cheap. You can have any two but never all three.

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