1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

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    Cornelius opened the car door and cautiously peered out.“Yes?” I asked.“Checking to see if it’s safe to come out.”Everyone was a comedian. I sighed and went into my office.

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    I like that you’re jealous.”“Rogan, put the car back.”“Come to dinner with me tonight and I’ll consider it.”Yes! “No. I don’t negotiate with terrorists.”“If you don’t go to dinner with me, I’ll have to do something drastic like stand by your window with a boom box blasting some idiotically sappy song.

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    You are not a gentle flower who spends its whole life in a greenhouse. You are a wildfire, Lark. A wildfire.

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    I'd appreciate it if in the future when you come up with a plan that makes a hardened criminal pause, you could at least give me the gist of it ahead of time. In broad strokes.

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    I take back what I said about the donkey,’’ Ascanio said. ‘’She’s awesome

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    Cuddles screamed. It wasn’t a braying noise, it was an ear-slapping shriek of pure donkey outrage, like someone got hold of a foghorn and tried to strangle it.

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    Whoa’’ . . . Leonard started. Cuddles reared and tossed her head. The vamp slid on the glass and she dragged him left. ‘’Whoa’’ . . . She dragged him right. ‘’Come on!’’ Cuddles kept turning and rearing, her huge body going up and down, jerking the undead to and fro like a cheerleader with a pompom.

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