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    Outside the windows the day was bright: golden sunshine, blue sky, pleasant wind . . . I wanted to punch the happy day in the face, grab it by the hair, and beat it until it told me what the hell it was so happy about.

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    We stared at each other. The level of politeness had risen to dangerous levels.

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    There are some women who’d be offended in my place,” I told him. “I’m not helpless and I turn into a monster.”“Maybe I’m afraid and I want company.” He pretended to shiver. “I may need a big strong monster to protect me. You wouldn’t leave a defenseless attractive man out on the streets alone, would you?

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    If this is a lynch mob, you didn’t bring enough people,” I said.

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    I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board

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    I bloody hated bodyguard detail. On regular jobs, I had to depend only on myself. But bodyguard detail was a couple’s kind of dance. You had to work with the body you guarded, and in my experience, bodies proved uncooperative.

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    Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.

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    Technically, the dance worked best when done naked, but I didn't feel like prancing in the nude into Morrigan Hound's arms. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to see me.

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