1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf.

Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal.

I pointed at Ascanio. “Not another word. Latin is a dead language, but that doesn’t mean you get to molest its corpse. Finish sweeping, ianitor.

He waved his hand, trying to find the right words. “Lord Arland, sometimes it helps to speak plainly.” “Sword,” he said.

Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe – ever expanding.

Some things were constant in the universe. Two and two didn’t always equal four, but every water-based species at some point had heated water and thrown some plants into it.

I lived with humans for half a century. I’ve learned that you are weak, stupid, and easily cowed. Given the chance, you would rather fight each other than unite against a threat. I’ve never seen creatures who hate themselves so much.

You don’t do subtle. Your subtle is pulling a kick so you don’t kill a man with it, just break his bones.

If a cultural reference flies over a man’s head, does it make a sound if nobody else gets it.